What's wrong with Messi's head...don't you think he should be fined for this?

Tsk tsk! Such a disgrace that the best player in the world acts like that. And don't you think it's suspicious that Messi, Iniesta, Pedro, Xavi, etc. are all UNBELIEVABLY buff?! Surely, they MUST be doping.. no other explanation for it! I also wonder if Barcelona have been in debt because they use a lot of money bribing UEFA and the referees? Seems like a plausible explanation, doesn't it?